nerdbirdistheword:

8r8kh34ds:

if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people

“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”

SLAPS

“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”

You are the future I want to see.

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

deancasotp:

endcas:

finitecas:

dear doctor who fandom

we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying

we’re here for you

with love, the supernatural fandom

you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling

lol-post:

The funniest thing I have ever read in a public bathroom.
http://lol-post.tumblr.com/

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

memecollection:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.